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(Strider incoming!!!!)
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(Strider here!!!)
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Diriku-chan's Profile
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7/16/2023
I love you.
Age: 16~21Hobbies: Your mamaPronouns: Kiss/My/ButtDNI: You children
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^^ Little guy is me ^^
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Timezone: CDT
DNI AFTER 4 AM
INTP-J
Cock Sucker
"I suppose anything I say could be a Dirk quote, but I just want to use something canonical here."
-Dirk
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(All art done by Seth)
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Click this button for a kitsch page detailing the usual Carrd info that’ll serve as a stand in until I get my shit together and tackle this project.
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I am an age slider, yo. My other pretentious Carrd is for Ultimate Dirk, and I recommend checking that one out if you suspect I'm Ultimate. You can always ask my status if you're concerned about an egregious age gap. When I'm not Ultimate, I range between 16~22. Currently, I'm 17.